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UK call center staff found E-mail
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Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.

The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow , Pink and Green ."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready"

The manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, ' Yellow ', this is Mujibar."

Mujibar now works at a call center.

No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.

 
OZ Mate Match E-mail
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This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why! Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney .

The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.

The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the fu**iest thing you've heard yet.

Anyway, click here if you want to see how it all went down:
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Welsh archaeologist discover WiFi E-mail
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After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and shortly after, headlines in the London newspapers read: "English archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the Scots."

One week later, "The Western Mail," a Valleys Welsh newspaper, reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 meters in peat bog near Tony pandy, Dai Digger Davies, a self taught archaeologist and eminent worrier of sheep, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Taffy has therefore concluded that 300 years ago Wales had already gone wireless."

 
Free eye Test E-mail
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Chinese eye test

THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!

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If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling the corner of your eyes as if you were Chinese.

It works

Too FUNNY not to pass on!

 
Pimp my phone E-mail
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Not satisfied with the iPhone’s camera? Wish LG’s Viewty had a larger screen? Think your Nokia looks a bit ordinary? Well, one manufacturer will now make you a handset to order, built from the chipset upwards, with all the features you want, for an eye-popping price.

customise your mobile phoneJust as Dell Computers revolutionised the computer industry with mass-customised factory-direct PCs in the 1990s, a new service by zzzPhone delivers factory-direct custom mobile phones.

Customisation starts with customers choosing a base model and a custom pattern or colour for the mobile phone case; standard features such as a beautiful extra-large touch screen panel and dual SIM card slots are immediate standouts. Next, customers may add various features such as GPS navigation, a second front-facing camera, and even a flashlight. Various upgrades are available as well, such as; 4GB memory, stereo quality speakers, and even a 5 or 7 mega pixel camera with a high quality processor. Customers can also select from a range of accessories such as Bluetooth headsets and handsfree car kits, and can even have their favourite music and movies pre-installed at the factory so their new phone is ready to use when it arrives at the door.

Since zzzPhones are tri-band and unlocked, these phones work with almost any mobile carrier service worldwide. Simply swap the SIM card into a zzzPhone and even pair a second SIM card to allow two phone numbers to be used at the same time on the same phone; especially useful for international travellers and individuals who want to separate business from personal phone expenses.

To make this service even more accessible to the public you can customise your new phone online using Phone builder and see what your customised phone my look like. You can see the new phone builder at our website zzzPhone Phone builder here

 
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