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International guide to BBQ protocol E-mail
Written by Ang the man   
BBQ Rules
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are
put into motion:

  • The woman buys the food.
  • The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
  • The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
    with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces and takes it to the man
    who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand. Here comes the important
    part ....

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  • THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL!!

    More routine....
     
  • The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
  • The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
    thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with
    the situation.

    Important again .
     
  • THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN!!

    More routine.....
     
  • The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
    sauces, and brings them to the table.
  • After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And
    most of all ...
  • Everyone PRAISES the man and THANKS him for his cooking efforts.
    The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
    seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes ( as we all know ) that there's
    just no pleasing some women!
 
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